Reblogged from eschwann
Double The K
i'm kait. i'm going to have a terribly interesting autobiography - perhaps you should purchase a copy when it's a new york times bestseller.
When you’re walking alone in a dream
and you trip over nothing
and then you’re falling falling falling uncontrollably
and your body jerks and then
you are suddenly awake, you know this feeling.
Sweating solitary, staring as hard as you can into pitch black.
You are standing with your eyes closed and your arms at your sides
as wave after wave crashes down on you,
each one heavier than the last,
and you begin to give up because you have waited
patiently for a century if a second
for the tide to recede;
for a little peace-
the Sun is too hot but the Moon is too cold.
Itchy to leave, but anchored.
Things are far too broken already
to keep breaking like this. At the current rate,
they will soon be reduced to splinters,
fibers,
molecules,
atoms,
quarks,
and whatever solvent used
won’t put things back together quite as we’d imagined
they would look.
There will be lines and cracks where the water can come in.
Missing pieces and warped places.
National Geographic takes you inside Kim Kardashian’s pussy
omfg air ^^^^^^^^^
(Source: pharmacopoeia, via krinkmedown)
Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.”
In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.
The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image.
The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error.
“Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet.
“Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.AMERCIA FUCK YEHA.
hahahah this is awesome. Only in Amercia!
(Source: halliebadger, via nedhepburn)
bringin’ it back.
